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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Bill Maher on Australians invading USA


In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher highlights America’s propensity for xenophobia, while railing against Australians for taking over his country
caution - rude language in video 

They come over, take jobs, steal our women and bring their own ways of life without a second thought for the culture of their host country.
While Australia is in the midst of a fervent – and apparently endless – debate about migration, we have perhaps failed to see that we too can ruffle feathers abroad.
And we definitely do, according to US talk show host Bill Maher at least, who has used his show Real Time to embark on a colourful rant about the effects ‘F---ing Australians’ are having on the US.



What did we do to deserve this? Photo: Screenshot

“While conservatives here remain apoplectic about Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande, and Europe freaks out about Syrians flooding in from the Middle East, no one is paying attention to the ethnic group that is taking over this country while we blithely do nothing: f---ing Australians,” Maher thundered.
"Wake up people, you cannot swing a dead wallaby these days without hitting an Australian.
“They’re bringing drugs … they’re rapists, ok, not rapists, but they do a lot of f---ing.
“You meet one, you have a few beers and the next thing you know he’s sleeping on your couch and f---ing your girlfriend.”



Comedian Bill Maher's rant carried on for more than five minutes. Photo: Screenshot

Maher continued to criticise the influx of Australian actors into Hollywood who he said were stealing roles that rightfully belonged to Billy Bob Thornton, stealing acting awards that we once expected to go to Americans (Hugh Jackman is an arch-criminal on this front).
It didn't end there - everything from Australia's home grown inventions (conceived so we can party longer, Maher says) to our habit of getting eaten by sharks copped a serve.
But does Maher have a solution to the antipodean hordes? Well, yes. Yes, he does.
“You can’t build a wall but you can build a reef, and I will build the greatest reef the world has ever seen – a Great Barrier Reef, if you will, and I’ll make Mel Gibson pay for it,” he concluded.



It's ok, guys, he was only joking. We hope. Photo: Screenshot

“Will it work? No. Do I care? No, because I don’t really hate Australians.
“But I’m an American and it’s in our traditions to hate someone.“
The anti-Australian diatribe may seem uncalled for, but Maher, a well-known comedian and left-wing commentator, was in fact taking aim at Republican presidential candidate, real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump.
Mr Trump has made headlines and stirred controversy during his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination for his strong stance against Mexican immigration, which has included accusations of drug abuse and rape leveled at America’s southern neighbours.
Mr Trump has also famously promised to build a wall between the United States and Mexico in an effort to prevent illegal immigration over border.



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Friday, February 20, 2015

Friday Funny: 25 Sinister Animals Secretly Plotting Their Revenge

Beneath that fluffy, adorable exterior... lies a cold-blooded super-villain.

Article Extracted from StumbleUpon 2015.01.22

1. "That was not the "treat store", and you will pay for your deceit..."


2. "You've bathed me for the last time!"


3. "We'll see who's taking a selfie when you find the gift I left in your shoe."

4. "I'll get you... and your little sandwich too!"



5. "Do you smell it yet?"


"That's the stench of victory... and it is mine!"

6. "Phase One of "Operation Lizard Takeover" is a success. The humans don't suspect a thing..."

"Soon I shall take back the Earth for my reptilian ancestors!"

7. "Your imminent demise will also be "tiny and adorable"."


8. "When you least expect it..."


9. "I've been waiting for you, Mr. Bond."


10. "The decoy fish is working!"


11. "I may be tiny, but I'm also armed and dangerous!"

"Why doesn't anyone ever take me seriously?!"

12. "Once I've neutralized the dog, there will be no one left to stand in my way!"


13. "First: the red dot. Then: the world!"


14. "I'm always watching. Waiting."


15. "You've chosen your side, and when the world is mine I'll remember this..."


16. "Just keep smiling... no one suspects a thing..."


"And by the time they realize I've eaten all the sandwiches, it'll be much too late."

18. "Look! What's that over there?!"


"It's my sweet, sweet vengeance."

19. "Just got to put the finishing touches on m--... THE BASE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED! Abort! Abort!"


20. "I swear, the next selfie you take will be your last..."


21. "My revenge will be otterly delicious..."


22. "He may be on to me..."


23. "I am NinjaCat, harbinger of your doom!"


24. "Whenever you hear a little jingle in the darkness... I'll be there."


25. "You'd better sleep with one eye open..."


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Thursday, February 5, 2015

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Friday Funny: The 21 Absolute Worst Things In The World

Article Extracted from StumbleUpon

1. THIS

THIS

2. THIS

THIS

3. THIS

THIS

4. THIS

THIS

5. THIS

THIS

6. THIS

THIS

7. THIS


THIS

8. THIS

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9. THIS

THIS

10. THIS


THIS

11. THIS

THIS

12. THIS

THIS

13. THIS

THIS

14. THESE

THESE

15. THIS

THIS

16. THIS

THIS

17. THIS

THIS

18. THIS

THIS

19. THIS

THIS

20. THIS

THIS

21. And The Black Eyed Peas

And The Black Eyed Peas




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