Article Extracted from StumbleUpon 2015.01.22
1. "That was not the "treat store", and you will pay for your deceit..."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/4da1a315525e74f5efb232d704627831_650x.jpg)
2. "You've bathed me for the last time!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/30e54695a8dc7c86de5450716b558951_650x.jpg)
3. "We'll see who's taking a selfie when you find the gift I left in your shoe."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/84f02b7927024546e6f276c7ba5e286a_650x.jpg)
4. "I'll get you... and your little sandwich too!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/ba1a011e35f2a33ee5901641291fe926_650x.jpg)
5. "Do you smell it yet?"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/36e709d65a8a7e30e3ac83025c0f0811_650x.jpg)
"That's the stench of victory... and it is mine!"
6. "Phase One of "Operation Lizard Takeover" is a success. The humans don't suspect a thing..."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/1bbcd71eac6e3c441693ae4988977be4_650x.jpg)
"Soon I shall take back the Earth for my reptilian ancestors!"
7. "Your imminent demise will also be "tiny and adorable"."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/ac07d3987a9b150e83bbabb827dd5528_650x.jpg)
8. "When you least expect it..."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/3f59266aa27de4d373f34f76bdb564f9_650x.jpg)
9. "I've been waiting for you, Mr. Bond."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/547144cec3e203c75f35664d838980c8_650x.jpg)
10. "The decoy fish is working!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/28f4ca02adfa020882c7102086f04a8b_650x.jpg)
11. "I may be tiny, but I'm also armed and dangerous!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/61f6cd8d016516c88aa0010f0637f102_650x.jpg)
"Why doesn't anyone ever take me seriously?!"
12. "Once I've neutralized the dog, there will be no one left to stand in my way!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/f8d78c11e10457e94b53450167359128_650x.jpg)
13. "First: the red dot. Then: the world!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/0b519f79acd7fb24245f7251e3693fe7_650x.jpg)
14. "I'm always watching. Waiting."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/249acf0265f45d4b94a59ca89a9cb466_650x.jpg)
15. "You've chosen your side, and when the world is mine I'll remember this..."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/e52c30db64ae235c8c82a336d9493e1d_650x.jpg)
16. "Just keep smiling... no one suspects a thing..."
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201501/9/8a3e8e69a5216b7b0151a229a94d0b73_650x.jpg)
"And by the time they realize I've eaten all the sandwiches, it'll be much too late."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/b2f1c9eebd5e6e503c763fc3314616a9_650x.jpg)
18. "Look! What's that over there?!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/9b98f605b3f67d7bbedc80f37e83c0f3_650x.jpg)
"It's my sweet, sweet vengeance."
19. "Just got to put the finishing touches on m--... THE BASE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED! Abort! Abort!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/8153bc35ae56e6bf260067791bcea2af_650x.jpg)
20. "I swear, the next selfie you take will be your last..."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/5d497f923d93e39b5d2ee97cfe3053d1_650x.jpg)
21. "My revenge will be otterly delicious..."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/771fe2b029aa6b712ef3104bee0f3314_650x.jpg)
22. "He may be on to me..."![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/58739bf86e38f7459e88524f6d5a7acd_650x.jpg)
23. "I am NinjaCat, harbinger of your doom!"
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/38755e28f6aee81fe82ae4c9dcfbebbb_650x.jpg)
24. "Whenever you hear a little jingle in the darkness... I'll be there."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/d1b1ebf2e629804ad23c72e2822e6014_650x.jpg)
25. "You'd better sleep with one eye open..."
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201501/9/ac760660debf0d56f3188ac3599a7b54.gif)
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